The NOT Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, January 2, 2009 - MARK STEYN Subs

The EIB Network ^ | 01/02/09 | Mark Steyn

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush. G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I still can’t come within 1 mile of him.

Do you happen to know if Mark L. is back yet, or not until Monday?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Yes, HC has a little incident and I don't want to into what Bubbles did. It wasn't pretty, something about underwear.

[Just Lori]

It’s obvious what the libs are doing. They KNOW it’s obvious, but they don’t care.

There is nothing “democratic” about democrats.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Clint said he is working today......

[NonValueAdded]

Franken is the RAT, of course he will win - eventually. The latest news is that they’ll be holding seances all weekend approving absentee ballots and will coronate Al the Clown on Monday.

[Just Lori]

Hiya sug.

[nutmeg]

Cool! I hope I can meet Mark Steyn someday.

We usually go to CPAC every year, and I believe Mark has done book signings there. Unfortunately we've missed him, as we were always attending another event during the conference...

[NonValueAdded]

Complete and total envy bump!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Not sure. Mark was supposed to have subs everyday except New Year's day I thought.

[Just Lori]

Sounds a little suspicious to me.

[nutmeg]

It’s obvious what the libs are doing. They KNOW it’s obvious, but they don’t care.

I know... how do the RATs constantly get away with this?! Why does the GOP never fight back??

[advertising guy]

grand central here on my phone......hard to listen.....ugh

[advertising guy]

Dr Pepper man here

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Clint work?

[Just Lori]

Funny, huh?

[ct_libertarian]

Sorry, but...
A fearless leader posing and flexing smacks of fascism.

Fascism from The Rats?
Who woulda thunk it?

[ChicagoConservative27]

See post 77.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

It’s just that “Clint” and “work” sound a little . . . oxymoronic, I guess. ;-)

[HonestConservative]

I’m hear, was listening in the car....

[Clint N. Suhks]

Everyday the market is open so am I lil’ Miss Sarcasm!!!