The NOT Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Friday, January 2, 2009 - MARK STEYN Subs

The EIB Network ^ | 01/02/09 | Mark Steyn

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush. G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Obligatory Mark Steyn "THUD" photo:

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thank you!!!

We need a “rule” list for the FReepin’ females!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Oh and I just wanted to encourage everyone to donate to the FReepathon....

The last half of last year I stopped watching television news for the most part and started only getting news from FR; and Drudge, and checking the foxnews websites...I can’t tell you how much less stressed my life is, since I essientally cut out a huge chunk of unnecessary stress by turning to FR.

:)

[Liberty Valance]

Good morning! Thanks for the Steyn ping!

[NeoCaveman]

Steyn?

Apparently guest hosting for Rush is a job Americans will no long do.

I kid.

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[Sunshine Sister]

I did not know that Walter Williams’ wife died. I’m so sorry to hear that. Losing someone you love is hard this time of year. Mr. Willims will be in my prayers.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Normal time reping...since I pinged so early last time.

Sorry for the double ping...just want to be sure everyone who was excited for Steyn to host gets the heads up...I’m off to bake a cake...will be listening and checking in.

[angcat]

Thanks for the Ping!

[angcat]

Thanks for the Ping!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I get payback today - kitty goes to the vet for another shot - heh heh heh

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Last time Steyn subbed for Rush he called himself “an undocumented radio host.”

[Canedawg]

Thanks, and Happy New Year to everyone.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Hi doll.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Happy New Year, Babycakes.

Working today?

[ChicagoConservative27]

No. You?

[ChicagoConservative27]

Hi darling.

[angcat]

Hi CC
Happy New Year!

[ChicagoConservative27]

Same to you. How is the family?

[ChicagoConservative27]

Morning.