Posted on 01/02/2009 7:16:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I love it!
Should i ask? LOL.
We listen to these clowns and save gas - hybrids, better MPG ratings, even air in our tires. Now they aren’t getting enough money out of the gas tax, so they’re going to increase it. Can’t win.
(Excerpt) Read more at patriotroom.com ...
read it earlier........Brokaw said at 4 bucks a gallon we middle classers can be controlled
I've heard a similar version before. Always funny tho.
HAPPT NEW YEAR to you too my FRiend.
I don’t get there logic. We drive less and the gas is cheaper they get less. When it was 4 bucks they got less.
took three days to type the windy joke......lol
they want us in Yugos....simple deal.....just to tweek and piss us off cause the middle classers are loathed by socialist elites
I think I'll pass.
Just wait until these morons who voted for Obozo see there take home pay go lower.
Geesh... almost 2:00pm ET. Only one more hour of Mark. This show is going by TOO fast!
my question to the freepers is......how long into 2009 til we see thugs around Obama like the thugs always around Farrakhan....
Dear Bozo will crash hard
not w/ his ego much less that harp Michelle....anyone who holds their head back like Dear Bozo is eat up w/ the need to be seen
He really did have some NOI bodyguards during the campaign, didn’t he?
How is your bf?
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