“Maaaaaaan. Dude on TV was sayin’ th’economy gonna get worse. Man, that’s a bummer. I mean — wha? Did you say sumthin’? Oh! Check it out, dude! This tune is unreal!! Anyway. I don’t see why peoples is all panicky. And stuff.”
“Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed”
.....The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
I know no pot smokers who speak like your caricature of a pot smoker.