Next year children’s books will feature a black Santa dressed for Kwanzaa and spreading the wealth around.
Next year, no toys for the “children of European ethnic origin” so that it can be more fair. I’m sure the chil’ren will understand their need to “sacrifice” for world peace or whatever.
Don’t forget page 36 where Santa takes a break from reviewing the naughty and nice list to dutifully pay that special tax on the Reindeers methane emissions.