Romney is NOT a conservative.
Conservatives don’t lie, cry when they lose(like Romney),
attack women and children behind their backs(like Romney),
abuse pet dogs, institute socialized medicine(like Romney),
impose gay marriage by fiat without a vote(like Romney),
pick mainly liberal judges to help murderers (like Romney),
decimate the GOP when seeking higher office (like Romney),
and help the DNC when they are rejected (like Romney).
As you said conservatives don't lie...ergo, you're no conservative. : )