Tall tree, short rope. These situations are also why I never investigate trouble on my land w/o a friend to accompany me. My friends are named Herr Sig, Herr Sauer, Mr. Colt, Mr. Winchester, Mr. Remington... you get the idea.
illeagal re-entry to the US after deportation should be a capital crime.
You definately do not want to forget Mr Mossburg.