You gotta get with the program, and engage in the approved lemming-think... once The New, Improved Black Jesus is coronated, Unicorns will dance with chocolate bunnies in the woods, the French will love us again, and all manner O things will be made well in the land...
![](http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/obama420.jpg)
( And yes, that really is a picture painted by a camp follower, more at Ace of Spades )
I don't get this picture. Is that a unicorn in the back? Why is Obama in a river with his clothes on (I thought he walked on water)? Did he jump off that bridge? Is that a cell phone in his hand with the letter B on it? Or is it a pack of McDonalds gift certificates he's coming to hand out? Is he wearing one of those long robes the arabs wear? What's with the exploding rose bush?
![](http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/obama420.jpg)