[frogjerk]

For 43-year-old Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr., aka "Senate Candidate 5", loss of innocence came earlier this week when he discovered that there is something called "pay-to-play" politics going on in Illinois.

Where O where is the BARF ALERT?!?!?

[austinaero]

The family name of Jackson cannot be used in the same sentence as the word “innocence.” Sorry, it does not compute. I speak of The Jesse Jackson family, not of all Jacksons (well, there is that Michael guy, but I digress).

Still can’t process the title.

[Brett66]

How do you begin to explain something like this to a frightened 33-year-old.

LOL! Funny article, I just hope some of this splashes on senior Jackass. He'll never spend time in jail, but he deserves to be there.

[pgkdan]

LOL!

[BigFinn]

Now you know why Jesse Jackson Sr. said what he did about Obama’s private parts... the price for the Senate seat was outrageous.

[purplelobster]

The problem with the premise of the article is that anyone previously believed that the Jackson family had any “innocence” or credibility. The concept of Jesse Jackson Jr. trying to purchase a Senate seat surprises nobody - in fact I would be surprised if he tried to gain power any other way.

[Cicero]

Excellent. Beautiful. Very funny!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Open weeping in Chicago. The flag in front of JJ Jr’s Bud franchise is lowered to half staff.

[JimSEA]

Excellent!! Nobody in the MSM could have done a better job as a "journalist". LOL

[org.whodat]

How's Jessie's, half sister/brother anyway???

[RJS1950]

Loss of innocence??? How about loss of cover? How about the cheap cologne doesn’t cover the craphole he’s been doing his criminal activities in.

[Pining_4_TX]

This is classic! I love the part about “how do you explain this to a frightened 33-year-old?”. Very funny.

[Cicero]

I’m bumping this thread again. It really deserves to be enjoyed.