Posted on 12/10/2008 8:23:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Although declawing is painful for them (get some pain killers from the vet for the week or two afterwards if you have to have it done - most don’t even ask if you want any) - it’s better than having to find another home for the kitty, as long as she stays inside. (On the boat, I imagine that’s no problem!)
Thanks for the PING!
I like the cat, nice touch!
Shakedown artist like his old man?
PMSKitten with a Uzi workin n lurkin here
I forgot to call in GAY today for work......
I’m hoping JJ Sr. was the go between...it would be nice for the country to finally be rid of that whole family of shakedown artists.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushIsHavingFunWithGov.BlangoScandeldittos from Biggirl!!!! PING!!!! :) =^..^=
Post 2 - Very good! Buy alas, that won’t keep the window lickers away.
table scraps by proxy...Jr ain’t business shakin smart
JJ Jr.’s Million dollar bribe offer: Your Rainbow-Push money at work!
or .org untaxed dollars used for what in hell they want to
derived on pure evil lies and everyone verticle knows it.
That statement nullifies your credibility. You obviously only listen to his idiot critics, and not the man himself.
How delicious is that!
Lisa Madigan admits she is candidate #2 according to FOX.
Jesse Jackson Jr. is candidate #5.
Blago-sphere. I like that.
Kinda like watching the cockroaches run when you turn on the lights, ain’t it?
LOLOLOL!!!! Opening .... with “ Leave it To Barry”!!!
Gunna be a good day here.
Polly
lookin more and more like Turbin Durbin is only a token cracker huh
Note the date, 11/5/08
Ill. governor [Blagojevich] meeting with Obama today By Carol Sowers
Wednesday, November 05, 2008 at 10:39 a.m.
http://www.connecttristates.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=217582
CHICAGO, ILL. — Now that Barack Obama will be moving to the White House, his seat in the U.S. Senate representing Illinois will have to be filled.
That’s one of Obama’s first priorities today.
He’s meeting with Governor Rod Blagojevich this afternoon in Chicago to discuss it.
Illinois law states that the governor chooses that replacement.
There’s already been speculation about his selection...from Congressman Jesse Jackson, Jr. of Chicago’s south side who co-chaired Obama’s presidential campaign, to recently-retired state senate president Emil Jones, to the governor himself.
It’s likely the governor will make his decision quickly so the new senator will get some seniority before newly-elected senators take office in January.
Part of the timing depends on when Obama officially vacates his senate seat.
KHQA’s Alexis Hunt is speaking with Illinois Senator John Sullivan today about his thoughts on that replacement process, his time working with Obama in the state senate, and if there’s a chance Sullivan might play a role in the Obama administration. Watch KHQA News at 5:00, 6:00 and 10:00 p.m. tonight to hear what he has to say.
I would like to see a parody of the Spatula City parody on Bailout City.
This GM bailout is funny if it would not be so sad. Looks like the President names a CarCzar that goes past his term in office!! The dims must be crazy.
I have decided that the GM bailout is the DimCongressCritters pretending to the UAW that they are pretending to the CEOs that they are pretending to the American people they are not pretending to save their own jobs.
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