To: Lorianne
So what if you break wind during a prayer? (I have often wondered about that while looking at the mass prayer pictures)
2 posted on
12/09/2008 3:12:15 PM PST by
Technocrat
(Palin-Romney 2012!! Or vice versa.)
To: Technocrat
Cracked me up with that one.
Wonder if there’s a scramble for the front row.
To: Technocrat
Yeah. . .along those lines I always wondered about a religion where you pray with your butt in the air and in the face of the guy behind you. . . but then again, given the sexual repression and homosexuality of that cult, perhaps it makes sense after all.
15 posted on
12/09/2008 3:17:04 PM PST by
Hulka
To: Technocrat
So what if you break wind during a prayer?
According to islamic tradition, if you feel a gastrointestinal burst coming on, you must immediately turn about and point your ass towards Mecca before the ill wind parts your cheeks.
18 posted on
12/09/2008 3:17:37 PM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(I'll give Obama the same amount of respect the left gave Bush)
To: Technocrat
You look at the person closest to you and say, “Stop that!”.
21 posted on
12/09/2008 3:18:46 PM PST by
count-your-change
(You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: Technocrat
41 posted on
12/09/2008 3:26:49 PM PST by
rahbert
To: Technocrat
So what if you break wind during a prayer? That is the whole point.
1. Face Mecca
2. Protrate yourself to Satan
3. Fart towards Heaven & God.
4. Rinse, repeat for total of 5 times.
6. Exit, laughing
7. Register for the free drawing for you very own bomb-belt on the way out.
56 posted on
12/09/2008 5:17:54 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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