[Technocrat]

So what if you break wind during a prayer? (I have often wondered about that while looking at the mass prayer pictures)

[vietvet67]

Cracked me up with that one.

Wonder if there’s a scramble for the front row.

[Hulka]

Yeah. . .along those lines I always wondered about a religion where you pray with your butt in the air and in the face of the guy behind you. . . but then again, given the sexual repression and homosexuality of that cult, perhaps it makes sense after all.

[reagan_fanatic]

So what if you break wind during a prayer?

According to islamic tradition, if you feel a gastrointestinal burst coming on, you must immediately turn about and point your ass towards Mecca before the ill wind parts your cheeks.

[count-your-change]

You look at the person closest to you and say, “Stop that!”.

[rahbert]

Let it out s-l-o-w-l-y

[ApplegateRanch]

So what if you break wind during a prayer?

That is the whole point.

1. Face Mecca

2. Protrate yourself to Satan

3. Fart towards Heaven & God.

4. Rinse, repeat for total of 5 times.

6. Exit, laughing

7. Register for the free drawing for you very own bomb-belt on the way out.