Posted on 12/08/2008 9:09:11 AM PST by grizzlyfish
As previously reported by Weekly World News, John Thain is widely believed to be an alien at the center of an intergalactic conspiracy to bleed Earth’s financial institutions dry. This accusation has only been further substantiated after Thain’s demands for a $10 million bonus for 2008.
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Bail em out!
We shouldn’t discriminate. As long as he crawls on his hands and knees and begs to Pelosi and Reed, he should get his wish. In fact, make it 70 billion. It’s just tax payer money.
After seeing the “Man that had a baby” on his show, I assumed that the Weekly World News had been repleaced by the Larry King Show.
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