As previously reported by Weekly World News, John Thain is widely believed to be an alien at the center of an intergalactic conspiracy to bleed Earths financial institutions dry. This accusation has only been further substantiated after Thains demands for a $10 million bonus for 2008.
3 posted on 12/08/2008 9:33:14 AM PST by Alex Murphy
( "Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph Marie de Maistre)