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Maureen Dowd is off today...

...So we had to find somebody even more narcissistic, irrelevant and stupid to replace her, so nobody would miss her!

1 posted on 12/07/2008 2:15:28 PM PST by gridlock
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To: gridlock
The unlicensed pipe fitter known as Joe the Plumber is out with a book this month, just as the last seconds on his 15 minutes are slipping away. I have a question for Joe: Do you want me to fix your leaky toilet?

I didn’t think so.

Gee, I thought only white conservatives were supposed to be bitter and mean-spirited.

What's this clymer's excuse??

28 posted on 12/07/2008 2:46:00 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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There is a supermarket throw away paper in my home county which publishes locally-written articles for which the writers are paid nothing. The editor of that would NEVER publish anything as arrogant, snotty, fact-free and demeaning as this piece of trash.

The day that the NY Times descends into its well-earned bankruptcy, my reaction will be the same as Mark Twain to the death of a swindler. He said, “If the auctioneer’s brother's funeral takes place while I am in Virginia City, I will postpone all other recreation and attend it.”

John / Billybob

30 posted on 12/07/2008 2:46:27 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Larest book: www.AmericasOwnersManual.com)
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...he now thinks he can join the profession of Mark Twain... What Mark Twain had to say about the press:

..."Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the press, for they will steal your HONOR. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse. -Mark Twain".

31 posted on 12/07/2008 2:46:53 PM PST by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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The usual leftist elitism - on stilts. For the billionth time, clearly demonstrating their disdain for the average working American. They are quickly exchanging their long-running 'Bush Derangement Syndrome' for 'Palin Derangement Syndrome' with a dose of 'Joe The Plumber Angina' added.

If the millions of average Americans who never hear Limbaugh, watch Fox News or log onto FR realized how much these leftist snobs hated them and their patriotism, religion and the fact that they didn't go to Harvard, the Democrats would never win another election.

32 posted on 12/07/2008 2:48:20 PM PST by Jim Scott (Never, never, never give up! - Winston Churchill)
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With a résumé full of failure, he now thinks he can join the profession of Mark Twain, George Orwell and Joan Didion.

Well Mr. Egan, you didn't seem to have any problems joining those ranks. Given the literary example just published, I don't see how Joe the plumber could do any worse.

36 posted on 12/07/2008 2:57:30 PM PST by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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maureen dowd is a leaky toilet.


37 posted on 12/07/2008 3:01:24 PM PST by RobinOfKingston (Democrats, the party of evil. Republicans, the party of stupid.)
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No mention of Hillary and her book? She doesn't even know the words to the National Anthem let alone the keys to a typewriter.

Pea soup hurl alert.

38 posted on 12/07/2008 3:01:28 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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Cool! Timothy Egan signals that he’s working hard for the new Obama administration.


39 posted on 12/07/2008 3:07:38 PM PST by an amused spectator (I am Joe, too - I'm talkin' to you, VBM: The Volkischer Beobachter Media)
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Typing Without a Clue”

Exact description of New York times reporters

Our next president is a writer”

Nope.
His books were written by terrorist Bill Ayers.

40 posted on 12/07/2008 3:09:26 PM PST by SmokingJoe
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unlicensed pipe fitter

He works with his hands? Unthinkable!

41 posted on 12/07/2008 3:12:16 PM PST by Mojave (http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/obama_funny)
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My name is Timothy Egan and I'm an egotistical jerk. I wrote five books and won the Pulitzer Prize.

What, you never heard of me? What's wrong with you? That's the Pulitzer Prize, man, the Pulitzer Prize!

43 posted on 12/07/2008 3:16:57 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Next up may be Sarah Palin, who is said to be worth nearly $7 million if she can place her thoughts between covers.

Timothy seems to think that it's difficult, perhaps it is for Timothy.

No doubt it upsets Timothy greatly that Joe the plumber gets a book deal while, at least in Timothy's mind, his great work(s) sits unwanted.

44 posted on 12/07/2008 3:17:28 PM PST by RJL
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The three top reviews of Timothy Egan’s novel, “The Winemaker’s Daughter,” at Amazon:


22 of 24 people found the following review helpful:
Beware the Reviews, June 20, 2004
By A Customer

This review is from: The Winemaker’s Daughter (Hardcover)
There was a lot of hype in the NYTimes about this book along with a great review. Now that I’ve read it, it seems to me it’s the good-old-boys network supporting one of their own. It realy is nothing more than a potboiler. So much of the story is disjointed - you are jarred going from one scene to another - where is the transition or even the rationale? No character is real - they merely behave how you would think they should. There is no real development and no poetry in the writing. It really seems like a non-fiction writer said “now I must write that novel.” Too bad really good books by completely unknown writers don’t get the big write-up from the Times. My book club prefers to read books they have “heard about” rather than try a new author who really has talent. So much for promoting new good writers rather than ensuring that the inner circle keeps earning their money so they can stick around and support their buddies. Corrupt that this book gets the big splash. )

11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
Two stars for effort. , March 24, 2004
By book worm “MEO” (Andover, MA USA) - See all my reviews

The setting and the premise are interesting but the story never develops. People and events are never connected. This book reads more like a rough draft than a finished story.

11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
Even heros have flaws, July 15, 2005
By J. A Johnson “autumn sage” (Playa Vista, CA United States) - See all my reviews

Unfortunately, Timothy Egan seems to forget that in this novel. Among the issues I have with this novel, this is the biggest. His characters are perfect. The heroine is smart and sexy and physically fit and the top of her field. She speaks Italian with her father, has a taste for wine (not to be unexpected, given the subject matter), seems completely at home in the country or city and seems to be passionate about everything.

In other words, she’s boring.

I picked up this book because I was looking for a Northwest author writing about the Northwest. What I found was warmed over prose written by an author who is too full of himself. He’s in desperate need of a serious and skilled editor.


45 posted on 12/07/2008 3:21:24 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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What an arrogant elitist ass this guy is!

So, we have a "writing-class" now into which no one may enter without his approval?

46 posted on 12/07/2008 3:21:25 PM PST by CaptRon (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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Okay, I can’t speak to Joan Didion’s career, but I seem to recall quite clearly that Sam Clemens and Eric Blair did other stuff for a living before they became Mark Twain and George Orwell, world-famous authors.


47 posted on 12/07/2008 3:29:45 PM PST by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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Envy. As a member of the chattering classes, the author thinks he is entitled as a matter of course to a book deal more lucrative than Joe the Plumber got. Since he doesn’t have one, he has to sneer.


48 posted on 12/07/2008 3:31:01 PM PST by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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Anyone who abuses the English language on such a regular basis should not be paid to put words in print.

Wow! There's strong and there's Army strong. There's snotty and there's New York Times snotty.

I honestly cannot imagine such a snotty, dismissive line appearing in any British newspaper, the Guardian or the real (London) Times. This kind of writing is the product of sloppy groupthink, the kind of thing that puts your stock into a tailspin. Sorry, mista Egan, but maybe the reason the publishing industry is in such bad financial straights is because they (and their retail outlets) already embrace your principles.

I seem to forget, where were the snarky editorials in response to any of the Clintons' cumbersome literary efforts? Oh, I forgot, they're Democrats, and therefore literary, economic, political, military and mathematical geniuses. Reminds me of the scene in the movie, Das Boot, where the old U-Boot Kapitan hoists a toast to Germany, "Where else but in our great democracy could an ordinary paperhanger become a military and naval genius?"

50 posted on 12/07/2008 3:33:29 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
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And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China struggle to get past a censor’s gate.
52 posted on 12/07/2008 3:35:24 PM PST by tang-soo (Prophecy of the Seventy Weeks - Read Daniel Chapter 9)
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This guy is so gay.

FMCDH(BITS)

55 posted on 12/07/2008 3:41:51 PM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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The truth is literally ANYONE can write a book. Not just anyone can SELL their book!


56 posted on 12/07/2008 3:45:57 PM PST by SFC Chromey (We are at war with Islamofascists inside and outside our borders, now ACT LIKE IT!)
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