[DieHard the Hunter]

Why do lesbian vegetarians all have that “earnest” look? You know, the semi-debauched one that signals that they are at least part-mad? Maybe not mad enough to be certifiable, but mad enough that you dare not trust them with scissors or other dangerous sharp objects?

[Erik Latranyi]

Why do lesbian vegetarians all have that “earnest” look? You know, the semi-debauched one that signals that they are at least part-mad? Maybe not mad enough to be certifiable, but mad enough that you dare not trust them with scissors or other dangerous sharp objects?

Vegetarians are never happy because as hard as they try to make soy or tofu look and taste like meat, it still sucks. You will never find meat-eaters trying to make beef look like a tomato. We are happy with foods being what they are supposed to be.

[Bigh4u2]

“Why do lesbian vegetarians all have that “earnest” look?”

It’s not an ‘earnest look’...

It’s constipation!!

[Cheapskate]

Oh , you mean like the ones that write for The Huffington Post?????