[Erik Latranyi]

Why do lesbian vegetarians all have that “earnest” look? You know, the semi-debauched one that signals that they are at least part-mad? Maybe not mad enough to be certifiable, but mad enough that you dare not trust them with scissors or other dangerous sharp objects?

Vegetarians are never happy because as hard as they try to make soy or tofu look and taste like meat, it still sucks. You will never find meat-eaters trying to make beef look like a tomato. We are happy with foods being what they are supposed to be.

[raybbr]

Vegetarians are never happy because as hard as they try to make soy or tofu look and taste like meat, it still sucks.

It's not the taste that causes them problems. It's the lack of hormones they lose and are not replaced by the hormones in meat. It's why so many vegetarians are pacifists. They have no hormones left for aggression. They could (and are by their views) be easily led to slaughter because they don't know how to be aggressive anymore.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Vegetarians are never happy because as hard as they try to make soy or tofu look and taste like meat, it still sucks. You will never find meat-eaters trying to make beef look like a tomato. We are happy with foods being what they are supposed to be.

My nine-year-old daughter is a “vegetarian”, but she has it all figured out. “Except for hamburgers and chicken nuggets.”

Classic!