Posted on 12/04/2008 6:48:28 AM PST by CodeToad
Google - the AOL of 2009...???
Yep.
Hopefully it was the 3,000 who were responsible for burying conservative blogs and stories about the missing Obama birth certificate.
I don’t see how dumping contractors fits into that law about laying off 50+ people at a time. If they’re simply terminating contractors, or not renewing them when their contracts end, what’s the problem?
(I’ve been in and out of IT contracting for 15 years and in IT for 22, btw)
}:-)4
Do not come to Texas. It is extremely hot, people shoot off guns indiscriminately, every other car on the road has a KKK member in it, it is a horrible hell hole not worthy of progressive minded people to live in.
......Dear laid off Google worker,.....
The ads on TV say the’re hiring in Michigan, a great place for
hitech jobs
Dear laid off Google worker,
Do not come to Arizona. It is extremely hot, people shoot off guns indiscriminately, we wear cowboy hats and bolo ties, it is a horrible hell hole not worthy of progressive minded people to live in.
I hear Texas is lovely this time of year.
"He also says that about 300 full-time employees have been let go"
But, but, who will do the work? (Retired IT contractor)
Don't blow it for us bro!
It is horrible in Texas 365/year, 24/7, 100% of the time. For example, this morning I had to fight off 10 rattlesnakes, and 100 scorpions just to get to my gun infested SUV. After that, I had to dart past 5 roadside gun battles on the way to work. Obama please save us.
Have you ever heard of the O.K Corral?
Did you know that we have border inspection stations where they check to see if you have a gun, and if you don’t, they give you one?
We no longer have a problem with scorpions and rattlesnakes. The gila monsters keep them away.
It is so hot in Arizona that we store our ice cubes in Texas.
We have a sheriff who makes the pink underwear wearing, army tent living road crew chain gangs eat green baloney sandwiches.
You can’t find a decent pizza in Arizona.
We wear belt buckles the size of small trucks.
We chew tobacco.
We spit tobacco juice.
We have no professional football team.
We get eight inches of rain in a day-one day only.
At LAX when you rent a car, they provide a hand gun for free. Shotguns, a small additional charge. No drop off charge if you leave it at any Cal location.
Those employees are going to be pissed! lol.
Dear Laid Off Google Workers,
Please don’t come to California, stay in Austin, Texas!
Do not come to Texas. It is extremely hot, people shoot off guns indiscriminately, every other car on the road has a KKK member in it, it is a horrible hell hole not worthy of progressive minded people to live in.
P.S. The people of Texas also stick explosive charges into a variety of fruit and blow it up just for fun. You do NOT want to come to a place that has people like that.
LOL!!!
Oh yeah, well in Texas, guys like girls, and girls like guys, and hold hands while in CHURCH!! That's right, we have churches in Texas.
Put that in your Saguaro pipe and smoke it! :)
Please come to Arizona. We have unisex public bathrooms. We love Rosie, Oprah, and all the ladies on the View. We serve arugula with all our meals. And we just hated prop 8.
Looking forward to seeing all of you Obama supporters in Arizona.
Signed: A native Texan!
Austin is our little piece of California here in Texas.
When I moved to Arizona, my neighbor said that the natives told him they got six inches of rain a year. He said, "What they didn't tell me is that the raindrops were six inches apart."
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