Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex

WLWT TV ^ | 12/3/08 | Unattributed

[dr_who]

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” — Mae West

[Emmett McCarthy]

Don’t you mean BANGO! Just “went off”, huh? I’ve had wives that just “went off”, but never a gun. Guns are much safer than women in my experience.

[hinckley buzzard]

They weren’t too terribly estranged, or so it would have seemed at first ...

It may surprise you how many estranged and divorced couples continue to get together for sex. Happens all the time, even with restraining orders. As to what he may have been reaching for on the nightstand, well, use your imagination .

[freekitty]

Somehow, I don’t believe the estranged wife is going to go with his story.

[Texas Eagle]

Police: "You say you accidentally shot her while you were having sex, eh?

Man: "Yes."

Police: "And how do you explain that huge knot on her forehead?"

Man: "Oh. That was foreplay."

[goldstategop]

A hot woman is a loaded pistol waiting to go off. Be careful of her trigger.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[Eric in the Ozarks]

He mistook his .357 for a jar of Vaseline ?

[earlJam]

"This is my weapon and this is my gun. This ones for firing and this ones is for fun"

[Don Carlos]

Quite a climax!

[Zeppo]

He had me almost believing his story until he got to the part about the double-tap... :-)

[TheRobb7]

[AmericanVictory]

38 to 38’s?

[Chickensoup]

As to what he may have been reaching for on the nightstand, well, use your imagination .

Somehow that picture circling the internet of the couple sitting in bed with their personal equipment and supplies on the table needs to be inserted here.

[OneWingedShark]

>”Ready on the left! Ready on the right! Ready on the firing line!”
>
>My wife was rather unnerved on our wedding night...

LOL - Obviously you’ve spent some time in the service, and judging solely on the comment I’m going to say Army. Am I right?

[Revolting cat!]

Next time,dude!

[Chickensoup]

I guess the safety wasn’t on.

[ScoochDude]

After my vasectomy(sp), I told my wife, "if there are no bullets in the gun, I can aim it at anybody."

[Texas Eagle]

Oh, man. You people are heartless.

[billorites]

No, never served.

NRA all the way from youth, though.

[OneWingedShark]

>There is a country song in here somewhere.

Song intro:
There are three things men like: women, guns, and booze.
Now, You don’t mix guns and booze; it makes your drink taste like gun oil.
And mixing women and booze’ll get you accused of rape...
So, I thought I’d mix women and guns...now I’m in the state slammer!