Posted on 12/03/2008 2:20:05 PM PST by ConservativeMan55
Sounds like Franken has run out of Democrat ACORN votes stashed away in the trunk of his car.
In all seriousness, the thought had crossed my mind, but I don't think he could pass the auditions with Hannity.
Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band?
Should we count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count,
I will simply throw them out!
I will not let this vote count stand.
I do not like them, Al Franken I am!
I’m really ticked; I’m in a snit!
You have not heard the last of it!
I’ll count the ballots one by one
Count them ‘til they say I’ve won!
I’ll count, recount, and count some more!
You’ll grow to hate this little chore.
But I will not, cannot let this stand.
I do not like it, Al Franken I am!
How shall we count this ballot box?
Let’s count it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree?
And who shall count it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be tough!
I do not want this vote to stand!
I do not like it, Al Franken I am!
Are you sure that wasn’t the 171 that they found yesterday?
To “MNDudette”?
“I’m so ashamed of my state. I’m thinking of changing my handle”.
How did MN get to be so wacky?
Boy I hope so, cause I am praying for Coleman to win...Franken is a clown, and we already have enough of them to fill a few buses in D.C. I guess Fox is still repeating yesterday’s news, but I didn’t watch yesterday so it was new to me.
You’re a candidate for re-education camp. Osama-Obama’s minions are making arrangements as I type...
Looks like two can play that, “Oh! Look at what I found” game. If the courts aren’t going to uphold and defend our Constitution then it’s about time Conservatives start to fight back. Remember... There are a lot more of us than there are of them. We don’t murder our babies. ;-)
Somebody please make Al Franken go away.
Red-Star summary:
Coleman leads by 305 votes, with 93% of votes recounted.
Hennepin, Wright and Scott left to finish counting.
And experts say most challenges on both sides (about 3,000 challenges on each side) are frivolous.
Conclusion: 305 votes is too steep a hill to climb, Franken cannot steal this one.
COLEMAN WINS!
That’s really good. Did you write it?
Awful. We used to "monitor" elections in the Third World for fairness. Now the Third World monitors our elections.
It will shock me to learn there wasn’t enough Fraud, Dead voters, ACORN Negroes, Self Loathing Whites, Red Diaper Doper Babies, Marxist Jews, morons, welfare dependent leaches and unionists in Minnesota to elect Franken.....
I’ve often though of Minnesota as the flat, ugly and cold Kalifornicate.
Shocking!
Look what I found while opening a box of Cracker Jacks....ANOTHER UNCOUNTED BALLET FOR FRANKEN!!!!
Very good!! Dr. Suess is quite descriptive of what our government is starting to look like.
...this is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends... not with a bang, but a wimper!!!! ~ T.S. Eliot
The Hollow Men by T.S. Eliot is worth a look once again. It describes these times quite well...
I
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar...
(-snip)
III
This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man’s hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.
Is it like this
In death’s other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.
On the page I linked, I just went back and Coleman is up 273 votes—94% recounted (but who’s counting! LOL) The ordeal is just about over, and I agree that he is the winner.
Don’t count the DIMs out though; they can always resort to dirty tricks. They have before and will again.
Take Hillary’s news that she might be constitutionally unable to accept the SOS role. Watch the “magic” begin on her behalf!
Are you kidding? They never just cut their losses, they drag it out til they don’t have any other recourse.
Recycled Al Gore 2000 poetry, available at all Google searches while supplies last!
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