[Elsie]

Mormons are not "Orthodox Christians" but they are most definitely Christian.

Thank GOD you are here!

I was the ONLY one SPAMMING the thread. You can take over, for my afternoon is SHOT!

[Enosh]

"Thank GOD you are here!"

*shuffle-shuffle*

Ah, here it is.

Memorandum

... blah, blah, blah...

... henceforth the deity hallucinated by above mentioned Mr. Smith shall be designated "FSM".