Too bad they managed to miss the DUmmyFUnnies.
Posted on 11/30/2008 12:25:54 PM PST by Jim Robinson
There's nothing worse than a long holiday weekend for falling behind on the news. What group of clumsy criminals are we bailing out now? And, gosh, will a zillion dollars be enough? You can lose track. Plus what's happening with Heidi and Spenser?
That's why a website like Free Republic is indispensable. I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that's an oversimplification.
It's also a news aggregator. With one click not only do I get all the headlines I need, I also find out -- in parenthesis -- how they make me feel.
Right Tilt: Attacks Tilt India to the Right (Barf!)
One Dead Rabbi Not the Issue (Barf Alert)
A President Named Obama Changes the Name Game (BARF Alert)
Aligning Hillary Clinton & Sarah Palin is Insulting (Barf Alert)
It's a Madhouse Outside the Gun Shops, Too (Barf Alert)
Putting a Face on Big Auto (Semi Barf)
Morning In America - Could Barack Obama Become the Next Ronald Reagan? (Mega Barf)
Iowa Cafe Swamped with Orders for "Obama Cookie" (MEGA BARF ALERT!)
Second Stonewall: One Gay Man's Rant on the State of Queer Equality (Hurl-icious!)
Okay, so the part in brackets isn't actually a very useful feature. You can be pretty sure how you're supposed to feel is nauseous.
Almost everything makes Freepers throw up at least a little. If an army marches on its stomach, this one isn't going anywhere.
(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...
Huffington Post, where their reporters stab their lesbian lovers 222 times to death.
I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that’s an oversimplification.
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Standard metaphore challenged, reverting to Hollywood has been inspired insult, drivel.
Feel free to laugh. I did.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
EXCUSE me????
Taking-on-Airs Huff-n-puff is so full of herself she'll need not worry about getting to the grocery store. She's already STUFFED.
Huffington=pathetic wannabe. (I should know, I’m one, too, because I occasionally freep. That’s what her authoritative (snicker) site said.)
I don’t know who Chris Kelly is, but I’m pretty sure he makes me just a little nauseated...
Two nineteen...
two twenty...
two twenty one...
and
two twenty two - that oughta about do it...
But isn’t it Turkish for “Greek (fill-in-the-blank)”?
Some of us aren't very important or influential, but at least we don't have much dandruff.
That's because of too many Botox Injections and Face Lifts. LOL!
Well, here comes another, big wave of FR notoriety, no doubt due to the Obama election eligibility issue.
Leftist nutters, projecting their own deepest, darkest insecurities ... that should be fun!
Too bad they managed to miss the DUmmyFUnnies.
Arianna Nothington (automatic Hurl Alert)
Sarah, if you're reading this: I'd take a bullet for you, dear lady! Can't wait for 2012!
-ccm
She missed the Obama birth certificate story/lawsuit. Maybe she doesnt want her readers to know about that;
She should go to democrats.com if she wants to read mindless, emotion bating, hows these(GWB still the star!):
Stop Bush from Pardoning Himself and Cheney
PaulsonWatch: No Bailouts for Bush’s Cronies
There’s No Such Thing as a “post-inaugural” impeachment
Prosecute George W. Bush For Murder
Bush Preparing For Martial Law
Absolutely! Rest assured, HuffPo readers, FReepers would ardently study the eight coil noose instructions before dropping the door!
“”On the other hand, Peggy Noonan makes a good point.”
When was that? I don’t think I have ever come across a good point made by Peggy Noonan but then, I don’t read her OpEds so perhaps one slipped through.
Nah, my stomach is pretty strong. But (accidentally) seeing that shrill harpy Arianna on the tube is one of the few things that can do the trick.
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