Huffington Post: Free Republic Brings You the News (BARF ALERT!) [Their title]

Huffington Post ^ | Nov 30, 2008 | Chris Kelly

[Jim Robinson]

There's nothing worse than a long holiday weekend for falling behind on the news. What group of clumsy criminals are we bailing out now? And, gosh, will a zillion dollars be enough? You can lose track. Plus what's happening with Heidi and Spenser?

That's why a website like Free Republic is indispensable. I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that's an oversimplification.

It's also a news aggregator. With one click not only do I get all the headlines I need, I also find out -- in parenthesis -- how they make me feel.

Right Tilt: Attacks Tilt India to the Right (Barf!)

One Dead Rabbi Not the Issue (Barf Alert)

A President Named Obama Changes the Name Game (BARF Alert)

Aligning Hillary Clinton & Sarah Palin is Insulting (Barf Alert)

It's a Madhouse Outside the Gun Shops, Too (Barf Alert)

Putting a Face on Big Auto (Semi Barf)

Morning In America - Could Barack Obama Become the Next Ronald Reagan? (Mega Barf)

Iowa Cafe Swamped with Orders for "Obama Cookie" (MEGA BARF ALERT!)

Second Stonewall: One Gay Man's Rant on the State of Queer Equality (Hurl-icious!)

Okay, so the part in brackets isn't actually a very useful feature. You can be pretty sure how you're supposed to feel is nauseous.

Almost everything makes Freepers throw up at least a little. If an army marches on its stomach, this one isn't going anywhere.

[Mr. Silverback]

Did you notice one of them took a shot at JimRob for using VA “socialized medicine?” So...

1. John Kerry joins the Navy and the result is he has a “get out of criticism free” pass for the rest of his life, even if he commits treason and perjury.

2. Any other Democrat who served gets a “get out of criticism free” for their service. For examples see Max Cleland, Ron Kovic and any retired general who has criticized thhe conduct of the Iraq War. Also see the “phony soldiers” kerfuffle involving Rush Limbaugh.

3. JimRob joins the Navy and serves proudly, but he gets called a hypocrite for taking medical care that was earned by that service. The Huffers and other Dems will tell you we owe it to kids in Iraq to bring them home from Bush’s evil war, but apparently we only owe those kids future medical care if we have single payer health care for everyone else anyway.

4. General Petraeus served for decades, but he not only doesn’t get the “get out of criticism free” card, he gets the “We’ll call you a traitor because you know more about the situation on the ground in Iraq than George Soros and a bunch of pasty appeaseniks from San Fran” treatment.

But remember, liberals are the “reality based” folks and we dare not question their patriotism.

BTW, nothing against Jim’s doctors and nurses, but I wonder if the Huffer in question has ever asked himself what the nation’s health care system would be like if it were modeled on the VA system. I doubt he’d be pleased.

[Enchante]

Dishonest ranting leftists don’t always make me barf......

Sometimes they inspire me to take a good hearty dump......

[doug from upland]

Arianna’s finest hour. A few years ago at the Sierra Club Summit in San Francisco she gives a global warming speech and then gets into a Chevy Suburban to be driven back to the airport. Enjoy the YouTube mocking - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD9edrJnAlI

[ElkGroveDan]

...and Mark Levin still does.

[smokingfrog]

O.K. I took care of the dandruff and the pit-smell thing, but please don't criticize my lynch mob organizational skilz.

[Texas Eagle]

I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob. But that's an oversimplification.

As opposed to The Huffington Post which is a website that provides a forum the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing, shut-in WITH the social skills to form a lynch mob.

[Texas Eagle]

Almost everything makes Freepers throw up at least a little.

And some things make us throw up a lot. Arianna Huffington fer instance.

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

I know most people write it off as the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob.

Who they calling "dandruff-addled"?

[Palladin]

Looks like thir weekends would be pretty dull without us.

[Jeff Gordon]

thir weekends would be pretty dull without us

Their whole life would be dull with out us. They would just spend their time throwing money at the feet of that sneaky little bitch they call the new Messiah.

[Earthdweller]

"....the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob...."

I know you are but what am I?

Merry Christmas puffy.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Wow! Some of those are mine: I love being famous, if only for 15 minutes.

[CyberAnt]

... the tragic mutterings of a bunch of dandruff-addled, pit-sniffing shut-ins without the social skills to form a lynch mob ..."

Let us remember how the liberals operate - it's called "projection" - as explained to us by Charles Krauthammer.

Projection means that the liberals always tell you what they are, who they are, and what they've done .. or what they're planning to do.

So .. while they're trying to besmirch FreeRepublic .. they're actually telling us who they really are.

I believe the "bold" statement above says it all - the people of the Huffington Post have just described themselves. LOL

[BraveMan]

Reading that article made me throw up in my mouth a little bit . . .

[He Rides A White Horse]

Iowa Cafe Swamped with Orders for "Obama Cookie" (MEGA BARF ALERT!)

Computers all over the USA will be swamped with Obama "cookies" in due time.