[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Your freedom to do as you wish ends when you come to work.

You are told how to dress, when you can eat, what you can drink, what you can listen to, who you must sit by and what you can do.

You accept payment to give up these freedoms.

If your actions, appearance or aroma makes other workers uncomfortable then they have the right to make that known and the boss has the right to tell you to knock it off.

[CH3CN]

Yeah, CH3CN. Not CH3 CN.