Posted on 11/27/2008 8:19:58 PM PST by rhema
The recount has taught us much. So far we know there are several reasons a ballot can be invalidated.
1. Ballot traced to Mr. Bing Bong 007 Rabbit-Piano, 123 Fake St., Bemidji, Uranus. Really, c'mon. Fake Street was renamed Falsehood Drive 10 years ago. Someone's using old maps.
2. Ballot discovered at the last moment in the back room in a box under some Tiger Beat magazines with Eric Estrada on the cover, and the guy who brings it in also offers to sell you 40 cartons of cigarettes and some DVD players.
3. Ballots certified by a precinct captain who, when asked for his credentials, shouts FOILED! FOILED AGAIN!, shoots a grappling hook into the ceiling using a gun concealed in his utility belt, and is lifted through a skylight to a waiting helicopter above. He promises to come back with proper ID but never does.
4. Ballot is so ideologically inconsistent it appears the dude was just messing with us.
5. Ballot traced to voter who left booth muttering that it must be one of those automatic flush things because he didn't hear nothing and couldn't find a knob.
6. Ballot is spoiled. It's still difficult to understand how people can screw up a ballot. You could understand if there was math involved: If you prefer Sen. Coleman, divide 22 by seven and round up the result to 37 places. If you prefer Al Franken, convert the mean temperature in June to Celsius, then add the rate of inflation. Even then the ballots would be contested, since one side would note that the instructions did not specify whether non-farm core inflation was the baseline, and besides, it's seasonally adjusted. RECOUNT.
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Lileks. Ya gotta love him.
Ha.
Will this recount ever end?
**Lileks. Ya gotta love him.**
Wonder who “Bulletproofs” his cars... the few comments I read shows he probably needs it.!!
Check these out!
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bump for later
very crashy.
You can hear him every Friday on the Hugh Hewitt show. He’s a good poet and very entertaining.
ping
“3. Ballots certified by a precinct captain who, when asked for his credentials, shouts FOILED! FOILED AGAIN!, shoots a grappling hook into the ceiling using a gun concealed in his utility belt, and is lifted through a skylight to a waiting helicopter above. He promises to come back with proper ID but never does.”
LOL.
Remember MN voters, if you scribble outside your Coleman lines, your vote will be demoted one grade to Franken.
I say, with any election: go to court and challenge every Dem ballot. Someone has cheated by the Dems in every election that we know of. Just read John Fund’s book,Stolen Elections.
If the vote counters go to the bathroom a lot, they might come back with damp votes stored in ziploks in toilet tanks.
This might be the year to find votes hidden in Taco Bell burrito wrappers................
There’s the usual votes found in used pizza boxes underneath the greasy leftover pepperoni.
If the voting goes on till the late hours, the cleaning crew might find votes when they dust behind-—and on top-—the voting machines.
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If the voter can’t do better’n that, his/her ballot should be invalid.
oops!
...CONSIDERED to be invalid.
or
...invalidATED.
(careless me!)
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