[BykrBayb]

...should they find their high heels uncomfortable, inappropriate, or soiled.

How drunk do you have to be to soil your shoes?

[Stoat]

...should they find their high heels uncomfortable, inappropriate, or soiled.

How drunk do you have to be to soil your shoes?

Apparently it has become a problem of such significance that it requires Government intervention to alleviate it.

It seems to involve a level of chronic inebriation that I am wholly unfamiliar with.

 

...should they find their high heels uncomfortable, inappropriate, or soiled.

How drunk do you have to be to soil your shoes?