Yes, I was.
I might as well admit it.
I am Ann Coulter.
Awesome! Hey Ann, not only do I love everything you've ever written, but I think you are the hottest conservative in all of recorded human history. If I wasn't married, I'd totally make you my own. Keep up the great work!
PS If you aren't really Ann, you are a cruel, evil person who has broken my heart, and you should be banned...again.
Does your wife realllllly need to know?
Vegas. The Sands. Room 1203. 8PM. January 12th.
BE THERE.