[TonyStark]

Ann Coulter would be banned from FR immediately.

Yes, I was.

I might as well admit it.

I am Ann Coulter.

Awesome! Hey Ann, not only do I love everything you've ever written, but I think you are the hottest conservative in all of recorded human history. If I wasn't married, I'd totally make you my own. Keep up the great work!

PS If you aren't really Ann, you are a cruel, evil person who has broken my heart, and you should be banned...again.

[Lazamataz]

Awesome! Hey Ann, not only do I love everything you've ever written, but I think you are the hottest conservative in all of recorded human history. If I wasn't married, I'd totally make you my own. Keep up the great work!

Does your wife realllllly need to know?

Vegas. The Sands. Room 1203. 8PM. January 12th.

BE THERE.