[Lazamataz]

Awesome! Hey Ann, not only do I love everything you've ever written, but I think you are the hottest conservative in all of recorded human history. If I wasn't married, I'd totally make you my own. Keep up the great work!

Does your wife realllllly need to know?

Vegas. The Sands. Room 1203. 8PM. January 12th.

BE THERE.

[Deo et Patria]

This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever read on Free Republic. Please keep it up.

[TonyStark]

Does your wife realllllly need to know?

Vegas. The Sands. Room 1203. 8PM. January 12th.

BE THERE.

Wait a second...isn't that the room containing OJ Simpson's sports memorabilia? Now just a dog gone second here...you ain't Ann. I know Ann, and you ain't know Ann. If you are, send me a picture of you naked holding a sign saying "Tony Stark, I'm yours"...