Tell that to the good ole boys from Helotes , Texas.You be $hitten out of two holes instead of one.
LOL. And I am not a yankee. I am a red neck of Scots heritage who plays the pipes and have played them at the Alamo, solo at the permisson of the director,and originally from the central wilderness of New Brunswick,Canada. I have a permanant invite to Bexar County, and could raise a barn there with the help of friends in 4 days.
So get ready for some whiskey. I be down by 'n by.
LOL.
You sound like our kind of folk, so if you need some more help with that barn...let us know...lol.