[wastedyears]

People are dumping ball bearings on the road?

*ducks*

[Bokababe]

People are dumping ball bearings on the road?

Nah honey, the other kind!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for?

Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.

Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

[Jeff Chandler]

Q: What do you name a dog who is missing both of his hind legs, and has steel balls.

A: Sparky.