You got the blonde, but you need to add 47 years to that number, “22.”
With all the money we create in our merger bundling the tranches into CDO’s and other arcana multiplying our shared resources to infinity, we can afford a few.
Then declare bankruptcy, call ourselves a bank, and get TARP money.
I love America!
I’m ahead of you there. I got a smart songwriter buddy looking at filing the paperwork to become “Emmett’s Hi-Fidelity & Stereo Bank & Trust”. I plan to stimulate the economy (and maybe a few blondes and redheads) and can do it for less than $50 million. That’s a bargain and the government would be foolish to pass it up. We plan to invest in American cars, motorcycles, musical instruments and beach-front property.