Just ONE daring daylight armored car heist that nets me, I mean THE ROBBER, $2.5 Million.
Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he? And it WOULD just be the one time...
Sounds good. Make it $5 million and count me in. I suggest we target the DNC headquarters.
(Note to left wing thought police: This is called sarcasm. This is not an actual plan. I know it’s hard for you to tell the difference, since your side actually has no moral or ethical problem with this sort of thing. Your only concern is getting caught.)