Telling the story from the pirates point of view (Barf Alert!!)

www.guardian.co.uk ^ | 11/22/08 | Xan Rice

[ThinkingBuddha]

Liberals make me puke!!

[Patrick1]

I guess that Jimmy Buffett song “A Pirate Looks at Forty” is a no longer valid.

[nickcarraway]

Is this from an infomercial on How to Become a Sucessful Pirate?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I am 42 years old and have nine children.

I think that might explain why he wasn't very successful at fishing.

[ari-freedom]

Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!

[Tzimisce]

I’m thirty some odd years old and live in the US.

I had a dream about owning a house and opening my own business.

Then Obama got elected and his “redistribution” policies began to hammer me....

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Looks like the pirates have a PR agent now.

[fproy2222]

And they go on to say;

“we consider ourselves heroes running away from poverty. We don’t see the hijacking as a criminal act”

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

We better go easy on ‘em. We’ll be begging them for bailout cash soon.

[lara]

This could be a story from The Onion. Unbelievable.

[Lurker]

We don’t see the hijacking as a criminal act”

That's ok. We don't see killing you as a criminal act, either. So everything works out, which is nice.

L

[Da Coyote]

A few missiles from an RPV can cure those ills, pirates.

Just give us a chance to fly a few in your direction.

[denydenydeny]

I started to hijack these fishing boats in 1998. I did not have any special training but was not afraid. For our first captured ship we got $300,000. With the money we bought AK-47s and small speedboats. I don't know exactly how many ships I have captured since then but I think it is about 60. Sometimes when we are going to hijack a ship we face rough winds, and some of us get sick and some die.

Don't you see? Those people in the fishing boats were just the winners in life's lottery. It's all society's fault, really.

Life continues its lurching way toward becoming an Ayn Rand novel.

[DieHard the Hunter]

Hang a few of these mungrels from a yardarm “to encourage the others.” See how fast they give up Piracy.

[mrsmel]

I wish liberals would just kill themselves and be done with it, instead of trying to take the rest of the world with them.

[struggle]

There should have been a SOCOM troop with a gun in a fake camera putting a bullet in this butthole.

They are pirates. Most of the people on welfare could give the same explaination though.

I got my ***** pregnant in in high school, so i began to hold up convenience stores to get money for diapers. Then I shot a few 7-11 clerks, but they weren’t happy with their lives anyway. It’s all society’s fault. They have these guys that get degrees in stupid stuff and then companies actually trust them to manage the stores that I steal from. It’s a f***** up world!

[Domandred]

I was watching one of the many Tivoed Sesame Streets I have yesterday (hey it gives my daughter something to watch).

Was this skit about the big bad wolf and the three little pigs. When the wolf couldn’t blow the brick house down he turned to the muppet fairy tail emergency reporter and said “I’ll huff and puff and blow you down!”

The muppet reporter says “WHAT WHY?!”

The wolf replies “I’m the big bad wolf, that’s what I do”

Yep in its own round about sort of way Sesame Street has a lesson to kids that the bad guys just do bad things, don’t try to find a reason from their point of view.

[television is just wrong]

instead of dreams we are all going to be fighting over which freeway onramp to stake as our own. boy ain’t america great, thanks to all those liberals who were so idiotic to put this man in power.

[kahana]

hey, as they attack saudi shipping their OK in my book!

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