I actually have an update myself you can relate to your friend. A family fried who is a Fuquay cop got to spend the night with the perp in WakeMed’s ICU for neurological cases. Evidently he’s seriously messed up, with a huge gash on his head, bleeding out his ear, and telling everyone he’s Jesus.
Evidently the turkey was a 20 pounder with a handle on the wrapper. That’s like getting clocked with a car battery! He might have been better off just getting shot.
Thanks. I hope the lady he attacked is in better shape than he is! Sounds like he got his just desserts—or main course.