“Yes, President-elect of Historical Merit Obama had delicious corned beef for lunch. After the weather and sports, we will bring you tonight’s next top story: does Obama fold or crumple his toilet paper before using it? If we have time, we will also bring you how he likes to flip his pillow at night to make it cooler on his cheek. Jose, what kind of weather are we in for tomorrow?”
Well Chet, the good lord has been pleased by the recent election results, and as a result has informed us that he is cancelling winter and will bless us with nothing but sunny skies and a nice comfortable 72 degree temperature from now untill April.
:-)