Sarkozy might be President but they are still French.
Question: how do know a French rifle?
Answer: never been fired and only dropped once.
That joke was just soooooo funny, Tom ! Let me remind of telling it to the 100,000 French soldiers who died fighting Nazism.
Or hey, Tommy, even better : why don’t you write to the family of the French NCO who was killed yesterday in Afghanistan Saturday to tell them that joke ?
I am sure they’ll find it funny.