As I wrote, your spousal loyalty is nice but you don't know Hempstead (or pretend that you don't) and you would never raise your own family there.
You make many claims about what I do and do not know, what I would or would not do, and my motives in general. If you knew how many times you were wrong--or in any event how obnoxious it is--you would stop.
You are not fooling me at all. All your cuteness will not change the facts about hempstead one bit.