Posted on 11/19/2008 8:20:01 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
LOL Good one!
Been a LONg time since I’ve seen him “home” so to speak.
Hey :)
In Sept., when banks asked for money, I opposed it. I thought that the bailout would start a bad precedent and that, if that bill was passed, many more failing companies would ask the federal government for money. I’m surprised that I was right only about six weeks later. I thought that it would take a few months for other companies to ask for money, from the federal government.
How in the hell can we be advancing as a nation and as a world when the so called “intelligent” folks keep coming up with ideas that send us back to the 18th Century?
Hegel encouraging Rush to run for public office? ;-)
Is photobucket working for you?
You’re an a** Chuck.
Hagel should be careful what he wishes for.
**How in the hell can we be advancing as a nation... **
But NOW we can have Solar Powered Heaters for our OUTHOUSES!!
To HELL with consensus...the LIEberals don’t “reach across the aisle”. Bi-(polar)partisanship only works when the GOP surrenders principles.
*NEWSFLASH*
Former Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D-S.D.) has been offered the job of Health and Human Services secretary by President-elect Barack Obama and has accepted the job, according to a Democratic source close to Daschle.
http://www.rollcall.com/news/30285-1.html
Hey Chuck the Bagel!
87% includes conservatives unhappy with W.
Would they ever vote for 0zero? NO YOU MORON!
With his wife’s lobbying for Boeing, I’d have thought Sec Def more appropriate.
/s
Do you think they’ll take that “direction” poll anymore, two years into an Obama presidency?
Will he bring along Gephart and the muffler?
OH NO! NOT THAT WHINER/MUMBLER!
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