Nigerian spammers!
Hello my new American friend, I am your most loyal Mutumbe Mugambo, First Chancellor of the Nigerian Commodities Exchange. I am reasoned to be writing you because of a chance for your wealth and happiness. The Chinese government has placed at my disposal a sum of 86 quadrillion yen ($5.86 US). Unfortunately, I cannot access this immense sum without a Barter and Trade Certificate. Should you be so wise to advance me an amount of $10,000 dollars I should be able to secure the money and forward you a lucrative share.............................................................................
Guess they should haver purchased the extended warranty plan...
I hate to think what the bill will be to send the geek squad up there.
My father was the Nigerian Space Telecommunications Ambassadaor. He recently pased away leaving me a $6.3 Million US dollars which I cannot access in Nigeria due to current laws.
If you provide me your US bank account I will deposit the money in your account and aplit the amount......
“Ping!”
Was that the designer’s name?
That’s the problem with Chinese satellites. Once you launch one, and hour later you have to launch another one!................