I received a phone call from our liberal rag The Seattle Times. The woman on the phone said “We noticed that you’re not receiving the Times. We want to sign you up for home delivery” ... “We noticed??????”
Being lady like I did not tell her where she could put the subscription ... I did tell her that the paper was really good for wrapping the salmon I caught .....
I used to get calls like that, and my response was to say I was already getting the home delivery, and I was simply delighted with the paper. They stopped calling.