Posted on 11/13/2008 9:18:53 AM PST by Red Badger
This city's famous tolerance for the unconventional just got a little less so. Here is a message from Seattle Parks and Recreation to all you nature lovers: Cover up those rear ends or face a possible criminal-trespass prosecution. The proposed rule will have a public hearing Jan. 8, and parks commissioners will make a recommendation to Parks Superintendent Tim Gallagher two weeks later. That means you types who like to sneak a little skinny dipping at one of the city's beaches. That means you naturists who like to get together in some secluded park location, and ... barbecue naked! Maybe even play volleyball. That means you 50 to 75 naked bicyclists who, on July 12, took part in yet another of those World Naked Bike Rides (three have been held in Seattle this year) to "draw attention to oil dependency." That event particularly drew the attention of parks officials. The bicyclists gathered at Gas Works Park and stripped, painted themselves and took off for downtown Seattle, eventually ending up at Seattle Center. They obviously weren't trying to hide anything. They even got a permit to use Gas Works, openly saying it was for a naked bike ride. A Nov. 13 parks memo said, "Seattle appears to be unique in receiving nudist request for use of park facilities."
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And phone numbers..........
“This city’s famous tolerance...”
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Sorry I’m going to go with INfamous tolerance.
“Tolerance” is just LeftSpeak for a complete abrogation of any moral foundation.
I was sure the first reply would be, “This thread is worthless without pics.”..........
It’s a generally accepted rule that people who want to be nude in public are not the people you want to see nude in public!
Setting that bar high,,, “Now see here,,, you can’t run naked in the park!”
“I was sure the first reply would be, “This thread is worthless without pics.”..........
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Sorry, I’m older than I used to be and totally unhip.
Besides.....
Only if the nudity involved the Swedish Bikini Team as opposed to the much more likely pale, wrinkled male ass of a gray greasy pony-tailed Seattle area college professor.
Also, queers are addicted to nude public exposure. No thanks.
If offenders continue with their acts, zap ‘em with bb guns.
I’d say, “Taze them, bro!” LOL!
At least right about now there won’t be any nudies in the park cause it’s 46 degrees and raining....
Never say never................
This is Seattle... You do NOT want to see who would sunbathe or bike nude here!
Perhaps not..........
I would think that this would be prohibited from the grilling area on the basis of food safety. You can't do food prep elsewhere in the city without a shirt, hairnet, etc.
What goes for your home in private does not go for a public grill which others will use.
"Is this a pubic hair on this can of coke, indeed."
Try living in Seattle honey ... I see it on a daily basis. -.-
You do NOT want to see who would sunbathe or bike nude here!
You mean it’s not Pamela Anderson like?.....Sarc.)
I’ve seen them....I was blinded by one fatty whose bike seat had disappeared!.....
I still say bb guns would be best. Take junior out target shooting and arrange a scoring method depending where the bb goes. If he gets it into the hole...:)
‘twas a “show me” state reference...AKA...this thread isuselss without pics...
...but...then again...I’m thinking that we really don’t want to see the leftist gals with their arm pit hair...and such.
Good. Nudidity makes me breathe funny.
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