"I Was A Global Warming Porn Addict"

ecoenquirer.com ^ | 2008 | Eco Enquirer

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Increasingly explicit and graphic global warming predictions have led to the danger of addiction: This is the story of one young man whose interest in global warming became a dangerous obsession.

(Somewhere in Southern California) We have come to accept the daily onslaught of media stories reminding us that global warming will doom us all if mankind does not change its ways. Some of us have responded by trying to conserve electricity, by buying a smaller (or hybrid) car, or by contributing to environmental organizations.

But there are some among us who have succombed to the excitement, the thrill, the danger of being on the precipice of global doom. These are the global warming addicts, who crave daily fixes of the latest horror scenarios that will accompany global warming.

EcoEnquirer talked with one recovering addict, who we will call "Jason". Jason is 23 years old, and started his addiction to the dark side of global warming in high school. The girl's PE teacher (substituting for the science teacher, who was on trial for sexual misconduct) told the students, in hushed tones, of the evil that humanity is unleasing upon itself. Our use of fossil fuels to heat and cool our homes, drive to and from work, and all other frivolous activities that only humans seem to engage in, were pushed upon the students as an evil that we must all work to avoid.

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A wee bit 'o humor

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But there are some among us who have succombed to the excitement, the thrill, the danger of being on the precipice of global doom. These are the global warming addicts, who crave daily fixes of the latest horror scenarios that will accompany global warming.

This guy can get his fear fix by becoming an Obama watcher. The daily horrors will be actuality.....

[Red Badger]

Hello, my name is Jason and I’m a Globull Warming Addict...

Hello, Jason...

Let me tell you about about our Ten Step Program........

[Dixie Yooper]

This week I have started hearing radio ads about buying carbon offsets. Duke Energy will reimburse half your carbon offset purchase for you... What a bargain, I can spend an extra $50 a month for something I don't need or want, and soon, I won't have a choice.

[Juan Medén]

My global warming addiction caused me to retain methane for years, until the Skeptics set me free. That was one, smelly, liberating night.

[Dick Bachert]

I got your 1 POINT PROGRAM right here! Wait until I'm head of the EPA!!! LOL!!!!

[Robert A Cook PE]

This repeats that old story about ONE crazy person who described himself with that hysteria.

And just how big the problem? Has anybody else come down with this paranoia? (Other than the entire MSM and Obama’s energy management team, that is.)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Reference to psychopathic nitwit alert. The reporter, that is, not the person with the so-called problem.

[uglybiker]

Let me tell you about about our Ten Step Program........

I got a 'Ten Step' program for these creeps.

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !