Posted on 11/10/2008 8:34:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yippee!!! FR is back!
Banning words? Illegal is, well, illegal...
April 15 for BHO holiday...snort.
Just words...Rush, just speeches....hehehe I’m sure Hannity would be glad to play that clip for you.
Hey all, Rush must be reading your minds re:April 15.
This is going to be the shortest Rush thread ever.
Good luck with THAT. I thought we would love ours, but the only reason the very old Amana (that is still working great in the garage) isn’t back in the kitchen is because it’s that 70s brown color. EEUUWW
We had “sharp ebows” in Congress...and the Libs and the DBM ran them out of town on false scandals and accusations.
Hamsters on strike again.
The GOP had someone willing to mix it up. That was Tom Delay.
Biden’s role?
“Coffee Mr. President?”
“Can I get your coat Mr. President?”
BITE HIM BARNEY, PLEASE!!!!
If you do, I’ll send you and Ms . Beasley all the treats you need for as along as you live!!
Then it’s time to fight fire with fire....dig up every possible scandal we can. Keep hapring on these scandals. I’m sick of playing nice! Hell I’m in favor of making up crap at this point. Why not? It works for the Dims.
caller: What’s going to be Biden’s role?
Rush: I have no clue.
Bingo ... neither does Joe Biden.
**Or April 15, Tax Day?**
And then ...
April 16, ELECTION Day
Thank you...
I just got to start listening to Rush a few minutes ago, and I’m already sickened by everything he’s told us about what Obama is planning. I feel so angry and powerless.
I'll see your 70’s Brown and raise you a 60’s Avocado.
We’ve done that. Tried to anyway. There were scandals involving Obama that should have derailed his presidency and would have 20 years ago.
But this new partnership of the Liberals and the DBM covers up and sweeps away any scandal or blemish their candidate has...just like it never happened.
He doesn’t have to do anything, I guess, except “be”. He is the embodiment of all liberal hopes and dreams.
Anyway, more holidays don’t matter to me. I don’t get off for any of them (I don’t have a government or union job.)
We are now ready to put my beautiful new Maytag with the french doors, ice and water dispenser (my first), with the freezer on the bottom IN THE KITCHEN!
Woooooowhooooo!
Don’t worry about what is coming out in the media about The Rookie’s “contract on America”.
Worry about what you are NOT hearing.
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