Posted on 11/10/2008 8:34:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Unbefreakinglievable;
A national holiday???? WTF has this l0ser ever done except get elected to positions? He hasn’t even taken office of president yet, to accomplish anything and he deserves a national holiday??????
I say no National Holiday until President Reagan gets his own holiday. I would say I wouldn’t hold my breath, but then again, an unconscious state may be welcome for the next four years.
I’d like to read that. Where is it?
What happened with FR? Hacked? Upgraded? Plug pulled out?
Looks like I won’t be eating at McDonalds or
visiting the Ramada Inn ... until Obama is replaced.
Or April 15, Tax Day?
As long as small businesses are forced to give all it’s employees the day off....I’m not complaining...Hail Obama.
Could you put me on the ping list? thank you.
Just like all of the Stalinist Leaders throughout history...The Rookie wants a holiday to honor his “Greatness”
*eye roll*
What military leak? I need more info.
They will make the NYT look conservative.
Timed specifically to coincide with Limbaugh show, too ... hmmmmm?
A sub Zero needed to be fixed? Or are you talking about the new first lady (a Sub Zero).
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2128825/posts
Even if First Lady Reagan forgives the big 0, I never will. Of course, she is a classy lady, and I’m a blunt broad, so... His apology will never be accepted by me!!!!
Added. :)
I know, right?! I swear I typed that correctly!
Anywho, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
April 15th = Osama HUSSEIN Obama day
Why is a 1/2 white person called a black and an African-American?
What happened Nov. 4th was historical. We now have 5 Branches of Gov’t. The two new ones are The Indoctrination Branch and The Propaganda Branch.
Sad thing is, we’re barely hanging on to one of them, the others are working to destroy our Nation.
Considering Dear Leaders Socialist leanings...May 1st seems more appropriate.
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