I have some in-laws and shirt-tail relatives who are politically insane but, as you suggest, I certainly don’t want to alienate them .....
So I was thinking that during the holidays I might have them over for a pinto bean and cabbage soup dinner and we will freely discuss the recent election.
Then, as soon as I feel these comestibles take effect, I will rise from the table, lift a haunch, “trumpet” then yell:
“Catch this in your teeth!”
I’m sure that will make for a most memorable holiday!
ROFL - Don’t light a match.