Posted on 11/03/2008 5:22:49 PM PST by uglybiker
Posted on Monday, November 3rd, 2008
By Reginald Cunningham III
WASHINGTON, DC - In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.
Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.
Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.
At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.
This is not the first time the Alien, who sources say is no prude, has been in political “hot water.” During the 2004 election he was photographed in a hot tub with Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry. As the Alien is now married with children the release of these photos could be devastating for him.
What impact this news will have on the election has yet to be determined. Swing state voters, who will decide this election, have the highest rate of alien abductions and UFO sightings and are known to vote in accordance with supernatural forces.
I was mulling over Bat Boy’s mutant endorsement of Obama while parked on the comfy chair in my Fortress of Solitude, mulling matters of great import....
As Billthedrill notes, Bat Boy is dead to me as well, BB sleeps with Fredo & the fishies.
Whoops, I thought this article was going to be about his aunt. Sorry, carry on...
Meanwhile at a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
During a Vote for Change rally, Michelle spoke about her passion for helping American families thrive. “While I was hesitant in the beginning, I’ve decidedly to support my husband’s policies and feelings towards mutant-Americans, and embrace a new member of our family! Come on up, Obatma!”
The crowd jumped to their feet and cheered as Obama’s half-human half-bat half-brother, little Obatma, scurried up the stairs to embrace Michelle.
While incapable of human speech, he did shriek loudly into the mic, causing one of the speakers to blow out.
Political analysts believe Michelle’s show of tolerance and love will bring any undecided mutants and mutant-sympathizers to the Democratic side.
Now, dammit, I’m NOT SUPPOSED TO LAUGH at that!
Speaking of aliens and stuff, George Noory had that lawyer Berg on last night. Berg gave a very convincing presentation. I was surprised he was on because I had the impression that Noory favored Hussein, if anyone. Berg has taken it to the USSC. Unfortunately Souter was the proper Justice to go to and I cannot imagine Souter taking the the case for the Court, if only because he does not want to jeopardize his social standing with the possible Hussein administration.
Someone needs to put Looter Guy in there.
Now back to important news!!
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