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To: Terpfen

“He’s a Hispanic version of Olbermann.”

Exactly. I wish these know it alls would just come out with a list for us Knuckledraggers. A list of THEIR requirements for a valid candidate....forget that Constitution stuff!

What do you think it would look like? From what I’ve seen this election, it would look something like this..

A President or VP candidate - media elite requirements...

1. Must be out of an Ivy league University.
2. Must be a minority
3. Must have never worked with his/her hands or earned an honest days wages
4. Must have never been a small town mayor or governor of a Western state
5. Always chooses Abortion over Life
6. Can’t be a woman unless she’s a lesbian or is butt ugly like most democrat women
7. was never voted Mr./Ms. Congeniality
8. Has illegal alien relatives, nannies or employees
9. Must be a lawyer (they are afterall, the ONLY ones who know anything!)
10. Can’t own a gun
11. Can’t have over 2.5 children
12. Must have been life long friends with at least 5 marxists/anarchists
12. Probably can’t pour —— out of a boot with the instructions stamped on it.


20 posted on 11/03/2008 4:21:37 PM PST by AuntB ( "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: AuntB

Great list! I love it. Something to set the tone for the evening.

Planning on going to bed early tonight. Got to be in line at the polling place by 6:30 AM if I have a chance of voting before noon here in Broward County, FL.


22 posted on 11/03/2008 5:19:15 PM PST by Terpfen (To all you knee-jerkers: remember Rick Santorum.)
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