Posted on 11/03/2008 8:10:27 AM PST by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I see he is keeping it classy.
Not yet, we’re usually ahead on news like this, but by the end of the day that’ll change, media will be well into polls as the news of the election to suppress Republican vote, as the business news will report Øbama repressive, bankrupting coal and energy policies
Already taking it. I’m due for my next dose in 2 hours. NOTHING will keep me away from my polling place tomorrow!
McCain/Palin Landslide!!
http://www.marstonchronicles.info/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=94&Itemid=118
I just checked some of the major media web outlets. Unless I missed something, none of them seems to be reporting on the coal issue except Fox. It’s not even on the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette website. What a surprise.
Forget the zycam, put in a blender, juice from a lemon, 1 clove of garlic, 1000 mg of vitamin C, 1/2 teaspoon of cayenne pepper (90,000 btu), 1 shot of whisky. blend it and chug it down. You’ll be good as new.
Looks like Obama/Biden are going to put a lot of Obama’s constituents out of coal jobs, either.
ABC/SF Chronicle is defending Obama re: what he said about coal. He didn’t say HE was going to bankrupt them, he said the taxes on greenhouse emmissions would bankrupt them..
Semantics
Tired
Frustrated
Determined
I've been listening since he came on, he didn't mention a cold or anything just a trip to IN this weekend. He sounds a bit off today.
Looks like Obama/Biden are going to put a lot of Obama’s constituents out of coal jobs, too.
ABC/SF Chronicle is defending Obama re: what he said about coal. He didn’t say HE was going to bankrupt them, he said the taxes on greenhouse emmissions would bankrupt them..
Semantics
I’m keeping my fingers crossed for Russell!
Sounds like my Grandpa’s Cold Remedy, only he used a double shot of rye.
Always said he might still have the cold after that, but he really didn’t care.
Oh...so you’re going to jump the ship and move....leaving the rest of us to ‘peacefully’ give in to their demands? NOt a chance. I’m ready for civil war.
Sounds delicious. /gag
I knew who they were, but not how much the effect would be on the outcome. Thanks for your clarification.
Who was Rush just talking about??? THe one who said if the polls are wrong, I’ll quit the polling business???? WHo did he say was going to win?
Distinction without a difference.
LOL, well the trick is to take it before the cold really sets in, always workd for me. I can agree with the double shot of Rye.
Obama is SUCH a miserable excuse for a human being.
bump for later
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