[This just keeps growing...what could this possibly mean?]
What it must mean is that 1) Obama is confirmed American (else Haiwaii would have knowingly thrown the election), but 2) Barack Senior was probably not Barry’s father (else the original birth certificate wouldn’t be an embarrassment).
Even if 0bambi is an American citizen, that in itself has no bearing on the question of whether he is a natural-born citizen, as is required to become President.
The Senate President, Cheney, is the one responsible to name the winner of the presidential election. I'm quite sure he won't name anyone who is ineligible to take the oath of office.
HF
1) Obama is confirmed American (else Haiwaii would have knowingly thrown the election),
Your 'else' is speculative. Hawaii has issued COLB to foreign borns upon them registering their birth certificates.
but 2) Barack Senior was probably not Barrys father (else the original birth certificate wouldnt be an embarrassment).
If would be more than an embarrassment. It would mean he had a name change. If it was a legal name change, there would be an alias recorded on his bar application. He, however, selected 'no aliases'.