Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Thursday 10/30/08

The EIB Network ^ | October 30, 2008 | Rush Limbaugh

[TSchmereL]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[sono]

David Stern.

[advertising guy]

hair plugs ?.................sorry had to...hehe

[American Quilter]

Hi Ingtar! I sure hope you’re right about the election. I’m feeling cautiously optimistic, too.

[mewzilla]

What the heck is that music playing in the backround of the ad...

Sounds familiar for some reason.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Funny.

[CSM]

Great intro!

[advertising guy]

a Pee Wee Herman thing

[Bahbah]

No, Rush, we did not watch because you promised to do it for us.

[American Quilter]

By the way, as I was marking my ballot last night, I scanned the list of political parties with candidates for the presidency. There was a party called “Boston Tea”.

[Redgirl]

I love Rush’s Clinton voice. lol

[Clint N. Suhks]

I tried, but was so creeped out I had to turn it...

[American Quilter]

I spent most of the evening sorting and straightening bent nails out in the shop.

I had to wash my hair.

[mewzilla]

Pee Wee Herman?! Whoa. Jeez, it sounded like a Commie march or dirge or something. Pee Wee Herman. That’s fitting though :)

[advertising guy]

was a joke....I got no clue what that was ....prolly Russian stuff

[Miss Behave]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2119131/posts

Reward of $175,000 Offered for LAT Obama Tape [Grimaldi is for real]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2118947/posts

[mewzilla]

Brother’s keeper, huh? Tell it to the folks in Chicago, Barry. Especially the ones in Jennifer Hudson’s family’s neighborhood.

[EagleandLiberty]

David Stern.

LOL...

[American Quilter]

Besides, how can a 47 year old man who tells his followers to get into someone’s face be considered mature enough for notional security?

The Democrats, aroused to a frenzy of hysterical adoration, aren't listening to anything he says. I just hope the undecideds are.

[mewzilla]

LOL. It sounded Russian. And Marxist.

[Born In America]

The 0bama family is a half-....