Posted on 10/30/2008 8:03:34 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That's true, since he can't produce a birth certificate, and since his COLB appears to be a forgery.
What website is he reading this from about the Obama campaign inner strategy? My link went out for a minute. Make sense that this is where the silly Republicans for Obama myth is coming from.
Your forum is impregnable—not too many others have as good a firewall. ;-)
LOLOLOL. I swear I’m either channeling Rush or vice-versa. I can’t believe he’s bringing up this Hillbuzz (sp?)post. Rush is the best.
I heard yesterday (on Rush?) that before and after the BO infomercial McCain was going to run a short ad. Anybody see it? What did it say?
Hey Batter, Batter, Swing (campaign to flood polls, blogs, news comment sites, etc.)
speakin of impregnable , did ya see the thread where there is supposedly a pregnant priest in Missouri or mississippi ?
That’s because I personally read every post. LOL! ;-)
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Wow! You’re famous! :-)
Conditioning.
Your father-in-law reminds me of my mother’s family. They were conditioned to hate Republicans, and no matter how bad a dim might treat them, they refuse to see Republicans as any thing other than the owners of the coal mines, railroads, banks, etc. etc., and would never consider voting for anyone other than a dim...
I didn’t write it... I found the post on Bitter Knitter which was apparently a take off from the HillBuzz post. I just found it like probably a thousand other people.
I DO !!!!!!!!!!!
every post of a thread I’m readin
I have a theory...
..conservatives read every post
..republicans read from where they jumped in
... liberals only read what they wrote
...RuPauls can’t read
What kind of priest?
Anyone here getting robocalls? I get several a day on my cell and not a single one on my landline. Just thought it strange.
Vomit or just smash things.
I’m hopeful though that if I can come out from these surroundings, not so fooled, there are probably others as well.
not catholic so I’m a poor describer...but there is a thread about it
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